Clunkers Jokes

The Obama administration will suspend the "cash for clunkers" program unless the Senate provides $2 billion more for the popular car incentive plan. In California, the popular program will continue in a different form: starting tomorrow car dealers will be offering "hash for clunkers."

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program? A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.