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    A church deacon learned there was a nudist colony in his parish and decided he should visit the place to let the nudists know they'd be welcomed at the church, properly dressed.
    He was advised that he could only enter if he removed his clothing to which he agreed but requested that he be allowed to retain his clerical collar, which request was granted.
    After an hour or so, he noticed he was being closely and continuously observed by an attractive nudist. He approached the woman and said.
    "If you're wondering about my clerical collar, I'm a deacon in the church." To which the woman replied, "Oh, no, I was looking at your balls, I thought you were a canon!"

    This notice was found in a London office building. It was dated 1852.

    1. This firm has reduced the hours of work, and the clerical staff will now only have to be present between the hours of 6 a. m. and 7 p. m. weekdays.
    2. Clothing must be of sober nature. The clerical staff will not disport themselves in raiment of bright colors, nor will they wear hose unless in good repair.
    3. Overshoes and topcoats may not be worn in the office, but neck scarves and headwear may be worn in inclement weather.
    4. A stove is provided for the benefit of the clerical staff. Coal and wood must be kept in the locker. It is recommended that each member of the clerical staff bring four pounds of coal each day during the cold weather.
    5. No member of the clerical staff may leave the room without permission from the supervisor.
    6. No talking is allowed during business hours.
    7. The craving for tobacco, wine, or spirits is a human weakness, and as such is forbidden to more...

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