Clapping Jokes

  • Funny Jokes

    Three Lizards Were On The Wall. One Lizard Sang A Song. Guess Why The Other Two Lizards Fell Down? Because The Other Two Were
    Clapping At Him

    A man was walking home alone late one night when he hears a BUMP... BUMP.... BUMP..... behind him. Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.... BUMP..... BUMP...... BUMP.....

    Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind. . faster.... faster.... BUMP.... BUMP..... BUMP.......

    He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with its lid clapping..... clappity-BUMP........ clappity-BUMP. ...... clappity-BUMP..... on the heels of the terrified man.

    Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding, his head is reeling, his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door, bumping and clapping towards him.

    The man screams and reaches for more...

    A man was walking home alone late one night when he hears a BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...behind him.
    Walking faster he looks back and makes out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...
    Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the coffin bouncing Quickly behind him...faster...faster. ..BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.
    He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, Slams and locks the door behind him.
    However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping...clappity-BUMP...clappity-BUMP...clappity-BUMP...on the heals of the terrified man.
    Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in Sobbing gasps.
    With a loud CRASH the coffin breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping Towards him.
    The man screams and reaches for something, anything...but all he can find is a more...

    A man is walking home alone late one night when he hears a BUMP... BUMP.. BUMP... behind him
    Walking faster he looks back and can make out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him
    ...BUMP,
    it goes... BUMP..
    ...BUMP..
    Terrified, the man begins to run towards his house, the coffin bouncing quickly behind him..
    Faster..
    FASTER..
    BUMP..
    BUMP..
    BUMP!
    He runs up to the door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him..
    However, the coffin crashes through the door - its lid clapping dementedly.. Clappity-BUMP..
    Clappity-BUMP..
    Clappity-BUMP..
    Hot on the heels of the terrified man..
    Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is mixed with sobs and gasps..
    With a loud CRASH the coffin breaks down the door.
    Bumping and clapping towards him..
    The man screams more...

    Bay Area Native Quiz

    Want to know if someone is a native of the San Francisco
    Bay Area? Want to find out if you qualify yourself? Take
    the following quiz and find out!

    1) Complete the following phrase:

    Dublin, Berkeley, San Lorenzo, Cupertino, __________

    2) Name the five bridges that cross San Francisco Bay.
    Extra credit: put them in order from north to south.
    Extra extra credit: explain how to get across the
    Golden Gate Bridge during rush
    hour in less than an hour.

    3) Complete the following phrase:
    2400 Mission, top of the hill, __________

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    Palace. (True: a team called' the Spiders' play at a
    place called' the Cow Palace.' Go figure.) A woman comes
    out to sing the Star Spangled Banner wearing a huge hat
    with a model of the entire financial district, including
    the TransAmerica building, on top of it. more...

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