Chuck Norris Jokes / Recent Jokes
Wat is the quickest way to mans heart? Chuck Noris’s fist.
When Chuck Norris was a teenager, he once impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the Himalaya mountains. 9 months later, the nuns all gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in NFL history.
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Chuck Norris does not travel at the speed of light. The speed of light travels at Chuck Norris
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
Every 8 seconds someone dies and every 8 seconds Chuck Norris round houses someone. Coincidence? I think not.