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    Child Ballad 37 deals with Thomas the Rhymer. . . this piece is based upon that and, of course, interaction I observed among SCAdians

    True Aubrey in Lady Christiana's Den
    (or Spare Room, as the case may be: -)

    1 Lord Aubrey visited a shire
    And he beheld a ladie gay,
    A ladie whose hospitalitie
    Was knowne through mundane Thunder Bay

    2 Her manor ringed around with snow
    Was warm, and lit with lanterns bryht
    Ant for Aubrey, who sought crash space
    Looked fair to spend the nyht

    3 True Aubrey he took off his hat,
    And bowed him low down till his knee:
    ' All hail, thou Queen of Heaven's Lodging!
    For its peer on earth I never did see.'

    4' O no, O no, Lord Aubrey,' she says,
    ' This hall is not that which you name;
    I offer but my humble home,
    If you've come here for to visit me.

    * * * * *

    5 But ye maun stay wi me now, Aubrey,
    Dear Sherriff, ye maun stay more...

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