Chas Jokes

They had been having a few beers at the bar together recounting old times when the call of nature caused them to line up at the same time, still deep in conversation. But Fred could hardly ignore the fact that Chas was very well endowed.

"I say, that's a remarkable donger you have there old boy," Fred was prompted to remark.

"Wasn't always that way," replied Chas. "Medical science can do wonders with transplants these days," he said. "I got this done over in Harley St, England. Cost a thousand bucks, but as you can see, well worth every cent."

Fred was envious. In fact, he packed his bag that night and flew off to the Old Dart first thing.

It was a good six months later before he ran into his old friend once again and Fred could hardly wait to tell him that he had taken his advice and was well pleased with the result.

"But Chas, I will tell you something else," said Fred. "You more...

two golfers out playing golf, dave says to chas can i get a light for my cigarette, sure says chas, in my golf bag. he looks in the golf bag and sees a 12 inch bic lighter, lights his cigarette and asks why such a big lighter, havent u seen my genie replies chas, hes in my golf bag.dave looks in his golf bag and sure enough a genie appears.i am your masters best friend, says dave, can you grant me 1 wish. sure said the genie, and what do you wish for, i wish for a million pounds, said dave . your wish is my command said the genie.next minute one million hounds come running up the golf course towards dave and chas. whats this says dave, i asked for a million pounds not a million hounds, is your genie hard of hearing or what. chas replies, do you honestly think i asked for a twelve inch bic?