Cell Phone Jokes / Recent Jokes
Recently my girlfriend's son lost his phone charger. So, she got inthe car and went out in search of a new charger to fit his phone. Most chargers were around $19 to $26 and we were unable to find one that definately fit his phone model. Then she hopped on the internet to find the one we needed and find the cheapest. Three or four minutes later she found the charger we needed for $4.99 plus $2.99 for shipping and handling. Obviously she's very excited she found it and it is very cheap, so she orders it. Today, the charger is delivered to the house. It came from Hong Kong. Why am I telling you about this. Think about this. It cost $7.98 for a charger that travelled about 9000 miles which is less than half of what it would cost to run to Wal-Mart and get it. I get the sense that in Hong Kong and China they make everything for about a penny. Cell phone, one penny, radio, one penny, toaster oven, one penny, microwave, one penny, new car, one penny, having a charger delivered with all of more...
A 21-year-old Hartford man was sentenced to 48 years in prison Wednesday for killing a convicted drug dealer during an argument over a cell phone. Apparently Connecticut is unfamiliar with Social Darwinism.
Stress from horrible cellphone service causes cancer.
Public desperate to know what carrier allows calls from remote mountaintop.
Several men are in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:"Hello?" "Honey, It's me." "Sugar!" "Are you at the club?" "Yes." "Great! I'm at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat. It is absolutely gorgeous! Can I buy it?" "What's the price?" "Only $1,500." "Well, okay, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much." "Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2002 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price. .. and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..." "What price did he quote you?" "Only $60,000!" "Okay, but for that price I want it with all the options." "Great! Before we hang up, something else..." more...
Pirelli stock plummeted today as rumors floated that Sophia Loren, 71, will pose nude for the 2007 Pirelli calender. Gucci expressed an interest in the photos however, for use in their leather handbags section.
Based upon new research, scientists claim that excessive cell phone use can affect the quality of a man's sperm.
On a brighter note, they no longer think that cell phone usage affects man's other, less-used brain!