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What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow!

One Sunday, a cowboy went to church. When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were the only ones present. The preacher asked the cowboy if he wanted him to go ahead and preach. The cowboy said, "I'm not too smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I'd feed him." So the minister began his sermon. One hour passed, then two hours, then two-and-a-half hours. The preacher finally finished and came down to ask the cowboy how he had liked the sermon. The cowboy answered slowly, "Well, I'm not very smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I sure wouldn't feed him all the hay."

Laloo Is Standing Amongst His Cattle And Resting His Elbows On The Back Of The Cattle He Poses For The Photo. Next Day The
Photo Appears On The Front Page Of A Newspaper And The Caption Reads "Laloo, Third From Left!"

A New York family bought a ranch out west where they intended to raise cattle. Friends came to visit and asked if the ranch had a name.' 'Well,'' said the would-be-cattleman.' 'I wanted to call it the Bar-J, my wife favored the Suzy-Q, one son liked the Flying-W, and the other son wanted the Lazy-Y. So, we're calling it the Bar-J-Suzy-Q-Flying-W-LazyY.''

''But, where are all your cattle?''

''None have survived the branding.''

Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!

Q: Why can't blondes be cattle ranchers?
A: They can't keep their calves together!

Is there big money in the cattle business? So Ive herd!