Carey Jokes

Pop diva Mariah Carey is suing porn DDiva Mary Carey citing the likelihood that consumers will "mistakenly associate the goods offered" by Mary Carey--whose real name is Mary Cook--with the performer's "goods and services."


It wouldn't have been a problem if Glitter hadn't sucked.

Drew Carey still needs more practice as the new host of The Price Is Right. Did you hear about Bob Barker's replacement?? He was hurt on the set of the game show Friday when his arm was caught in a revolving turntable during a rehearsal for the Grocery Game......the good news is he wasn't seriously injured......the bad news is that in honor of Bob Barker, hospital officials spayed and neutured him....

Many people are saying that Mariah Carey's recent erratic behavior has been "eyebrow-raising". Even worse for Mariah, one of the people who said that was Nancy Pelosi.

Yesterday Mariah Carey explained her long, rambling acceptance speech at the Palm Springs International Film Festival after being named Breakthrough Actress. She said that was the last time she would read an acceptance speech written for her by Joe Biden.

OMAHA, Nebraska - In police parlance he is known as a "jumper," someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping from some high place. This particular jumper was threatening to do the deed by leaping from an overpass into traffic.

While police tried to talk him down a hacker managed to break onto the police radio frequency, and broadcast the Van Halen song JUMP for three and a half minutes. As officers were negotiating all of the police radios suddenly blared, "... might as well jump... go ahead jump!"

Police say the man clutching an overpass fence couldn't have heard the broadcast, however police chief Don Carey was still not amused. In a display of acumen and discretion Carey called the broadcast "inappropriate." Police say someone who found a lost or stolen police radio might have transmitted the song. The jumper was eventually talked down safely.