Burgers Jokes / Recent Jokes

"Welcome to Entropy Burgers - may I take your order?"
"I put in disorder a long time ago. The service here is getting worse all the time."
"My experience Gibbs me reason to believe you."
"I know the waitress who asked that, too. Her name's Ellen Omega. She really made me thermally dynamic. So, I asked her out. I tell you, when she don't like you, she really Boltz, man. Women like that are never distributed normally among the population."
"What kind of Poisson would say something like this?"

What happens when two burgers fall in love? They live together in holy meatrimony!

Who was the burgers favourite all-time movie director? Sizzle B. DeMille!

Where did the burgers go after their wedding? On a bun-eymoon!

Why arent burgers the least bit scared of Halloween? Theyre used to people goblin them!