Bunny Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
A: Eggercise
Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and the Easter Bunny?
A: A good Easter.
Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!
Q: What do you get when you find a rabbit with no hair?
A: A hairless hare!
Q: Why are people always tired in April?
A: Because they just finished a march
Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!
Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
A: A slam duck.
Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
A: An egghead.
Q: What grows between your nose and chin?
A: Tulips (Two Lips).
Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken's day off.
Q: What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
A: A smarty pants.

Q: What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
A: The very first rabbit to lay an egg!
Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hareline.
Q: Why was the rabbit rubbing his head?
A: Because he had a eggache! (headache)
Q: How do you catch a unique bunny?
A: UNIQUE UP ON IT!
Q: Why did the Easter Bunny hop down the road?
A: He was making the Movie
Q: What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day's work?
A: Tired.
Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It's been nice gnawing at you.
Q: What does a rooster say to a hen he likes?
A: Your one hot chick!
Q: What did the bunny put over his sore?
A: A eggage.
Q: What do ducks have for lunch?
A: Soup and quackers!
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
"Ether"!
"Ether" who?
"Ether" Bunny!

Q: Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
A: Because he is eggocentric. (egocentric)
Q: Where does Valentine's Day comes after Easter?
A: In the dictionary.
Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
A: Hareobics.
Q: What's the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack?
A: One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.
Q: How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter?
A: Hoppy Easter!
Q: Why did the magician have to cancel his show?
A: He'd just washed his hare and couldn't do a thing with it.
Q: What type of movie is about water fowl?
A: A duckumentary.
Q: What is the end of Easter?
A: The letter R.
Q: What do you call a duck that just doesn't fit in?
A: Mallardjusted.
Q: Why is the letter A like a flower?
A: A bee comes after it
Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
A: Hot, cross bunnies.

If Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, a smart blonde, and a dumb blonde were walking down the sidewalk and they saw a one hundred dollar bill, who would pick it up first? The dumb blonde, because there's no such thing as Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and a smart blonde.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esther.
Esther who?
The Esther Bunny.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stella.
Stella who?
Stella nother Esther Bunny.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Samoa.
Samoa who?
Samoa Esther Bunnies.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Consumption.
Consumption who?
Consumption be done about all these Esther Bunnies?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esther.
Esther who?
Esther anyone else as sick of this joke as I am?

After a long day at the office, Chris came home one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit was obviously dead. Chris panicked!
"If my neighbors find out my dog killed their bunny, they'll hate me forever," he thought. So he took the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house, gave it a bath and blow-dried its fur. Chris knew his neighbors kept their backdoor open during the summer, so he snuck inside and put the bunny back into the cage, hoping his neighbors would think it died of natural causes.
A couple of days later Chris and his neighbor saw each other outside."Did you hear that Fluffy died?" the neighbor asked.
"Oh. Uhmm... Sorry to hear that. What happened?" Chris mumbled. The neighbor replied: "We just found him dead in his cage one day. But the strange thing is that the
day after we buried him, we went out to dinner and someone must have dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the more...

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