Boycott Jokes / Recent Jokes

Yorkshiremen are known for their devotion to cricket. In fact, one day, an avid Yorkshire fan was asked,

'If your wife and Geoff Boycott were in a house that was falling over a cliff, who would you save?'

'Are you kidding?' was the reply.' My wife's a lousy bat.

Thousands of Kenyan women have vowed to go on a weeklong sex strike to protest their country's leadership in hopes that the boycott will persuade men to pressure the government to make peace. I admire what these women are doing, although its really just a week that nobody gets AIDS.

Boycott shampoo! Demand the real poo!

When Jessica was asked to comment on Mackenzie Phillip's allegation that her father had sex with her, she replied " I think it's terrible and to show support I am going to boycott Papa John's and Poppycock immediately!"