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You've ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.

Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
A: Sooner or later they'll both end up in the gutter.

Your momma is so fat...
She was mistaken for God's bowling ball!

Q: Why do women choose sex over bowling?
A: Because the balls are lighter and you don't have to change your
shoes.

When would Rana-Naveed have 100 runs against his name?

When he is bowling.

Two men were walking by the lane and came across a bhikku getting into the bus.
One of the men asked, " Haven't I seen you somewhere before?". The bhikku replied, "No".
The other guys asked his friend what was that all about. He looked familiar, so I asked him.
The other guy said, " Now that you mentioned it, I remember>>> the bowling ball in Toronto.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A1: You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.A2: You can't fit the blonde in the bowling ball.A3: There is no difference. They're both round and have three holes to poke.A4: You don't eat your bowling ball.