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Two guys are shopping in a supermarket when their carts collide. One says to the other, “I’m sorry, I was looking for my wife. ”“What a coincidence. So am I, and I’m getting a little desperate, ” says the other man. “Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like? ”“She’s tall, with long hair, long legs, firm boobs, “She’s tall, with long hair, long legs, firm boobs, and a tight ass. What does your wife look like? ”“Oh, never mind. Let’s look for yours! ”
WELL, THERE WERE THREE PEOPLE WITH THREE DIFFERENT PROFESSIONS. ONE WAS BANKER, SECOND DOCTOR AND THE THIRD WAS A LAWYER. THEY ARE VERY GOOD FRIENDS FOR A LONG TIME. THEY DECIDED TO GO FOR STRIP SHOW IN NEW YORK. SO, THEY ENETR THIS POSH STRIP BAR "FOXYLADY". THE LADIES WERE HIP. THE GUYS WERE HAVING A GOOD CHAT. ONE OF THE STRIPPERS COMES CLOSER JIGGLING HER BOOBS, UP & DOWN. THE BANKER GOES FORWARD, RECKONING HER TO COME TO HIM, HE PUTS HIS HEAD IN BETWEEN HER THIGHS AND KISS HER THIGHS AND TUCKS IN $50. SHE GOES OFF HAPPY. THEN ANOTHER LADY COMES WITH THE SAME ROUTINE EXPECTING A BIGGER REWARD PUTS HER BOOBS ON TO THE FACE OF THE DOCTOR... JUGGLES IT BACK AND FORTH. HE WAS LICKING AND ENJOYING. HAPPY GAVE HER HUNDRED BUCKS. FINALLY, ANOTHER LADY COMES EXPECTING A BIGGER REWARD. HE TAKES OFF THE TOP AND THEN PRESS HER ASS ON TO THE LAWYER'S FACE.... HE HAD A LOT OF FUN... BUT HE DIDN'T HAVE ANY CASH WITH HIM. YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID: THE LAWYER TOOK HIS AMEX... SLID IT more...
Why do blondes have squre boobs?
Because they forget to take the tissues out of the boxes!
Why were the blondes boobs square?
Because she forgot to take the tissue out of the box
Little Billy
On day little billy was bored, so his sister
comes home with her boyfriend and sneaks threw the door, little billy looks at his sister and shes saying come closer and billy says what does that mean and his sister says thats how i give my boyfriend a cuddle so he says allright then next the door bell rings and his brother comes home and say boobs boobs i want my lovelys juciy boobs and little billy says whats boobs oh its part o your body. His mummy is in the bathroom and suddenly she drops her foundation so she says
shit
and then his dad is in the kitchen cutting up a chicken a cuts his finger by mistake and say fuck.
so he then goes to the door and says hello to his grandparents and says that his sister is get closer to her boyfriend while his brother is sucking his boobs and his moth i in the bathroom putting on shit and dad is fucking the chicken
then
Q. What's the difference between Bill and Monica.
A. One can't come clean and the other one can't clean cum.
Q. What's Monica's favorite instrument?
A. She's good at the piano, but she sucks at the organ!
Q. How will everyone remember Bill Clinton in history?
A. The President after Bush
Q. What's the new game there playing in the White House?
A. Swallow the Leader
Q. Have you heard about Michael Jackson's new book?
A. It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing"
Q. What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A. Get out of my sun!
Q. What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?
A. Got two fives for a ten?
Q. How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
A. By putting a plunger in the toilet.
Q. What is the name of Helen Keller's dog?
A. Nyah, nyu, yuh, yah.
Q. What is forty feet long and has eight teeth?
A. The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.
Q. What did Chelsea say when Hillary more...
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer.2. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, Put it down.3. Do not cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then, you are stuck with her.4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again! 5. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you do not want to hear.6. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.7. Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.8. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.9. Shopping is not a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.10. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is more...