Bombayites Jokes

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    One Bengali is a poet.
    Two Bengalis is a film society.
    Three Bengalis is a political party.
    Four Bengalis is two political parties.
    One Punjabi is a 100 kg hulk named Pinky.
    Two Punjabis is a Pinky with his brother Twinky.
    Three Punjabis is an assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds.
    Four Punjabis is a combined IQ equal to one.
    One Bihari is Laloo Prasad Yadav.
    Two Biharis is a booth-capturing squad.
    Three Biharis is a caste killing.
    Four Biharis is the entire literate population of Patna.
    One Mallu is a coconut stall.
    Two Mallus is a boat race.
    Three Mallus is a Gulf job racket.
    Four Mallus is an oil slick.
    One UP bhaiyya is a milkman.
    Two UP bhaiyyas is a halwai shop.
    Three UP bhaiyyas is a fist-fight in the UPassembly.
    Four UP bhaiyyas is a mosque-destruction squad.
    One Gujju is a share-broker in a Bombay train.
    Two Gujjus is a rummy game in a Bombay more...

    For long, India's colonial rulers divided the country's population by the numbers. And as current-day politicians continue with that unholy task, we present a shortcut to make their work easier. Here's distinguishing India's different cultures by the numbers:

    MALAYALEES

    One Malayalee is a narial-pani shop.
    Two Malayalees is a boat race.
    Three Malayalees is a Gulf job racket.
    Four Malayalees is an oilslick.

    TAMILIANS
    One Tamilian is a fugitive sandalwood smuggler.
    Two Tamilians is a suicide-bomb squad.
    Three Tamilians is a classical music school.
    Four Tamilians is a Jayalalitha fan club.

    ANDHRAITES
    One Andhraite is a cycle-rickshaw driver.
    Two Andhraites is a spice shop.
    Three Andhraites is a Naxalite outfit.
    Four Andhraites is the Telugu film industry.

    BENGALIS
    One Bengali is a rosagulla shop.
    Two Bengalis is a black-and-white movie.
    Three Bengalis is a Mohun more...

    For long, India's colonial rulers divided the country's population by the numbers. And as current-day politicians continue with that unholy task, we present a shortcut to make their work easier. Here's distinguishing India's different cultures by the numbers: MALAYALEES One Malayalee is a narial-pani shop.
    Two Malayalees is a boat race.
    Three Malayalees is a Gulf job racket.
    Four Malayalees is an oilslick. TAMILIANS
    One Tamilian is a fugitive sandalwood smuggler.
    Two Tamilians is a suicide-bomb squad.
    Three Tamilians is a classical music school.
    Four Tamilians is a Jayalalitha fan club. ANDHRAITES
    One Andhraite is a cycle-rickshaw driver.
    Two Andhraites is a spice shop.
    Three Andhraites is a Naxalite outfit.
    Four Andhraites is the Telugu film industry. BENGALIS
    One Bengali is a rosagulla shop.
    Two Bengalis is a black-and-white movie.
    Three Bengalis is a Mohun Bagan support group.
    Four Bengalis is a Marxist more...

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