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Three Gay Men Die
Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated.
Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the
same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.
The first man said, 'My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up
in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky.'
The second man said, 'My Carl was a good fisherman, so I'm
going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake
The third man (Bobby) said, 'My Jim was such a good lover, I think
I'm
going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my
ass up just one more time

Three Gay Men Die
Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated.
Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the
same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.
The first man said, 'My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up
in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky.'
The second man said, 'My Carl was a good fisherman, so I'm
going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake
The third man (Bobby) said, 'My Jim was such a good lover, I think
I'm
going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my
ass up just one more time.

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child.
Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said, "Bobby, when I was a child, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."
Bobby looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."

Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated.
Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the
same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.
The first man said, 'My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up
in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky.'
The second man said, 'My Carl was a good fisherman, so I'm
going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake
The third man (Bobby) said, 'My Jim was such a good lover, I think
I'm
going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my
ass up just one more time.

It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in.
"Carrie's not ready yet. Why don't you have a seat?" Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie.
"Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it!"
Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to Bobby so he asks Carrie's dad to please repeat himself.
"Yeah," says Carrie's father, "Carrie really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!"
A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and matching cardigan sweater and announces that she's ready to go. Breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door.
About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door more...

Background: Bobby Cox is manager of the Atlanta Braves baseball team. They've won the National League title two in a row and have another good team this year. They've had some trouble scoring, so about a month ago they traded with the San Diego team for Fred McGriff who has won a couple of battling titles. It is a understatement to say that McGriff has improved Atlanta's offense. Atlanta is visiting San Francisco this week to play the Division leading Gaints.
Yesterday, a SF reporter teased Bobby Cox when asking him, "If a car containing your wife and Fred McGriff started toppling over a thousand foot clift, and you had the chance of saving just one of them, which would you choose?"
To which Cox is said to have answered: "My wife couldn't hit the side of a barn door!" :)

A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?" "The Red Sox." "Why's that?" "Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too." "That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?" "No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"