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There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left? None. They were all copy cats!

One Antartian was driving down an old country road when he spots another Antartian in a wheat field rowing a boat. He pulls over to the side of the road and stops the car.
Staring in disbelief, he stands at the side of the road to watch the woman for a while.
When he could not stand it any more, he called out to the Antartian in the field, "Why are you rowing a boat in the middle
of the field?"
The Antartian in the field stops rowing and responds, "Because it is an ocean of wheat."
The Antartian standing on the side of the road is furious. He yells at the Antartian in the field, "It is Antartians like you that give the rest of us a bad name." The Antartian in the field just shrugged her shoulders and began rowing again.
The Antartian on the side of the road was beside himself and shook his fist at Antartian in the field yelling, "If I could swim, I would come out there and drag you in!!

Q: Bill, Hillary, and Al are in a boat. The boat sinks. Who is saved? A: The United States of America.

One day Temel came to Istanbul and got into a boat from Haydarpasa. While they were sailing, the boat started to shake and Temel's suitcase fell into the water.
An old fisherman said," If you were careful enough, this would not have happened. What will you do now?"
Temel answered in a quiet way, " Do not worry, the keys are still with me."

A relative of yours Fresh off The Boat goes to McDonald and compares the food with Boor-ger King. Comparisons are also made between the Big Mac and the Whoooper.

Q: Five policemen were on a boat. The boat sank. How many policemen died?
A: 10. Five during the accident, and five during the re-enactment.

1) You define summer as three months of bad sledding.
2) You think alkaline batteries were named for a tiger outfielder.
3) Your idea of a seven-course meal is a six-pack of beer and a bucket of smelt.
4) Owning a Japanese car was a hanging offense in your hometown.
5) You know how to play euchre.
6) The big mac is something you drive across.
7) You bake with soda and you drink pop.
8) You drive 76 on the highway and pass on the right.
9) Your Little League baseball game was snowed out.
10) You learned to drive a boat before you learned to ride a bicycle.
11) You know how to pronounce "Mackinac".
12) You occasionally cheer "Go Lions -- and take the Tigers with you."
13) The word "thumb" has a geographical rather than an anatomical definition.
14) You have ever experienced frostbite and sunburn in the same week.
15) You expect Vernors when you order ginger ale.
16) You know that more...