Blind Jokes / Recent Jokes

A Jewish man took his Passover lunch to eat outside in the park He sat down on a bench and began eating. A little while later a blind man came by and sat down next to him.
Feeling neighborly, the Jewish man passed a sheet of matzo to the blind man.
The blind man ran his fingers over the matzo for a few minutes, looked puzzled, and finally exclaimed, "Who wrote this?!"

Did you hear about the blind man who went bungee jumping??
He loved it, but it scared the heck out of his dog.

Stevie Wonder and Jack Nicklaus are in a bar. Stevie mentions that they ought to get together and play a few holes.
"You play golf?!" asks Jack.
Stevie says, "Yes, I have been playing for years."
"But I thought you were blind; how can you play golf if you are blind?" Jack asks.
"I get my caddie to stand in the middle of the fairway and he calls to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball towards him, then when I get to where the ball lands the caddie moves to the green or further down the fairway and again I play the ball towards his voice," explains Stevie.
"But how do you putt?" Nicklaus wondered.
"Well," says Stevie, "I get my caddie to lean down in front of the hole and call to me with his head on the ground and I just play the ball to the sound of his voice."
Nicklaus says, "What is your handicap?"
"Well, I play off scratch," Stevie more...

How can you identify an blind pirate? He's the one with patches over both eyes.

A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.
He takes the dogs leash & starts swinging it around & around
his head.
The druggist says "May I help you?"
The blind man replies "No thank you, I'm just looking
around."

A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn't been all that great, and she was relieved the evening was finally over. At her apartment door, her date suddenly said, "Hey! You wanna see my underwear?"Before she could respond, he had dropped his pants, right there in the hall, revealing that he wasn't wearing any underwear.She glanced down and said, "Nice design - does it also come in men's sizes?"

Judge Claudia Jordan of Denver slipped a message to her clerk during a trial.
The note said:
"Blind on the right side. May be falling. Please call someone."
The clerk called 9-1-1. She told the judge not to worry, help was on the way.
The judge made a noise.
"I wanted someone from maintenance," she said.
The trouble was the window blinds on the courtroom's right side. The judge appologized to the paramedics when they arrived.