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DEPTARMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY ALERT
We've just been notified by Security that there have been 6 suspected terrorists working out of your office.
Five of the six have been apprehended. Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin and Bin Drinkin have been taken into custody.
Our agent advised us that they could find no one fitting the description of the sixth cell member, Bin Workin, at your office.
Security is confident that anyone who looks like he's Bin Workin will be very easy to spot.
You are obviously not a suspect at this time.

Q&A's about Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads: Q: Why does Salami Bin Coward carry a Turd in his pocket? A: It's his photo ID. Q: What do Salami Bin Coward and Hiroshima have in common? A: Nothing - "yet". Q: How do you play Talibutthead bingo? A: B-52... F-16... B-1... Q: What is the Talibuttheads national bird? A: Duck. Q: How is Salami Bin Coward like Fred Flintstone? A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble. Q: What does Salami Bin Coward and General Custer have in common? A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from! Q: What's the difference between the Talibuttheads and a bucket of crap? A: The bucket. Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan? A: Two days. Q: Why don't Salami Bin Coward's people eat turd sandwiches? A: They hate bread. Q: Why don't the Talibuttheads have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day? A: The camels can't handle it.

A Person Asks Bin Laden, "How Many Letters Are There In The English Alphabet"
Bin Laden:'23' Beacause The Wtc Are Knocked Down

The governors of Alabama, Georgia & Mississippi would like to announce that they have made a disturbing discovery in their states. Apparently, a small number of terrorists have become romantically involved with the locals.
The result was not pretty, and we now have the sad task of reporting a new sector of the human race: ISLAMABUBBAS
So far, only a smattering of actual births has been reported, and we are hard at work trying to isolate and seal them off.
To date, we have identified the following: Mohammed Billy Bob Abba Bubba Mohammed Jethro Bin Thinkin Bout It Mohammed Forrest Gumpa Bubba Mohammed Rubba Dub Dubba Bubba Bobbie Joe Bubba Charlene Atat Betty Jean Hasbeena Badgurl Cleavie Daba Hava Tampa Linda Sue Bin There Dunthat Not surprisingly, they all seem to have sprung from one couple: Mohammed Whoozyadaddy and Yomamma Bin Lovin.
We'll keep you posted.

As for what to do with Osama bin Laden:
Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release.
Therefore, I suggest we do neither.
Let the Special Forces, Seals or whatever covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation. Then we return her to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban.

Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Laden and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, that`s three wishes total," says the Genie. The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." With a blink of the Genie`s eye, `POOF` the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Osama Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink of the Genie`s eye, `POOF` there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.
"Uncle Sam" (a former civil engineer), asks, "I`m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it`s about 15, 000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out -- more...

Q. What`s the difference between Elvis and Osama Bin Laden?
A. Osama is a dead man!
Q. What do Monica Lewinsky and Osama Bin Laden have in common?
A. They both blew a power structure!!
To catch Osama Bin Laden, Grandpa sez:
Spray Afghanistan with Viagra and the little prick will pop up!
Q. Why does Osama Bin Laden collect goat shit?
A. Because it`s a great growing culture for anthrax, and it makes terrific deodorant.
Q. Why did Osama fire Martha Stewart?
A. She was unable to find fabric that went with stalagmites.
Q. What do you call a Taliban with a goat and a sheep?
A. Bisexual.
Q. Why did the Taliban school alternate Sex Education classes with Drivers Ed.?
A. They only had one camel.
Q. What`s another name for the DaisyCutter bomb?
A. The TaliWhacker.
Q. Why do the Taliban wear robes?
A. A goat can hear a zipper a mile away.
Q. Know what the Taliban do for fun?
A. Sit around and get more...