Bicycle Jokes / Recent Jokes
Anonymous A soldier in Vietnam saw a local man coming down the road with his wife behind him with a bicycle loaded with all their worldly possessions. The soldier asked him why he carried nothing but a cigarette and his wife had to push the bicycle alone. The man replied, "TRADITION". Two weeks later he saw the same local man on the same road but this time she was in front and he was pushing the loaded bicycle. The soldier asked him what happened to TRADITION and the man said "LAND MINES"
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked down an old lady. She was a bit shaken, but got up, dusted herself off, then turned to the little boy and said, Dont you know how to ride a bike? Yes, he answered, but I dont know how to ring the bell yet
Complaining of the distance between campus buildings, the veterinarian's daughter wrote home for money to buy a bicycle. But by the time the money arrived, she'd changed her mind and bought a monkey instead. After a few weeks, the animal began losing its hair. Hoping her father might know a cure, she wrote: "All the hair is falling off my monkey-what shall I do?"
Two days later came the terse directive: "Sell the bicycle."
Suresh:`I Saw Your Pushing Your Bicycle To Work This Afternoon
Gaurav:"Yes, Iwas So Late I Didn't Have The Time To Get On It`.,
Police officer: "Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle".
Dog owner: "Are you crazy? My dog can't even ride a bicycle".