Bellboy Jokes

Having lived all her life in the hills, grandma decided it was time to venture out and visit the town for the first time.
When she checked in at the hotel, the bellboy took her bags and she followed him into a small room, where the doors closed automatically behind them.
Grandma looked around and began shaking her fist at the bellboy. "Listen here, young man, I may be old and straight from the hills, but that don't mean I'm stupid. I paid good money and this room won't do. It's too small and there's no venitilation. Goodness me, there isn't even any furniture, not even a bed!"
"Relax, ma'am," replied the bellhop, "this isn't your room. This is the elevator!"

The conservative businessman got on the elevator and curtly asked the bellboy to take him to the 18th floor.

As they arrived at the 18th floor the bellboy exclaimed, "Here you are, son."

"How dare you call me son!" bellowed the man.

"Well," the boy said, "I brought you up didn't I?"

To celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary, an elderly couple booked the honeymoon suite at a posh hotel.
As the bellboy was taking their luggage to the suite, he thought to himself, "At their age, they're booking the honeymoon suite. What a laugh!"
That night, he decided to spy on them, so he sat in the lobby opposite their suite. All night long, all he heard was giggling and clapping coming from their room. He couldn't believe his ears.
In the morning, he apologized to the husband for having spied on them, but being curious, he asked the husband how he could do what he did at his age.
"Well," the husband replied, "it's like this. First I remove all my clothes and lie face up on the bed. Then my wife removes all her clothes. Then... "
"Then WHAT?" the bellboy asked impatiently.
"Grinning, the elderly husband replied, "Then my wife lifts up my penis with one hand and we make a bet."
"You make a more...

A very old couple booked a honeymoon suite in a five-star hotel to celebrate their 50th marriage anniversary.

The bellboy while taking their luggage to the suite thinks to himself, "At this age they are booking a suite. What a waste."

After leaving them in their room with a very heavy tip he decides to spy on them. At night he sits in the lobby opposite their room. And what does he hear? Laughing and clapping sounds from their room. All night long he could not believe his ears. In the morning he apologized to the husband for having spied on them, but being very inquisitive he asks him how can he do what he did at this age.

The husband replied, "See it is this way. First I remove my clothes. Then I lie down on the bed face up. Then my wife removes her clothes.

Then the bellboy leans into the old man and says, "Then WHAT?"

The old husband smiles and says, "Then my wife lifts up my penis with one hand, more...