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It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing this. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you.
I've been finding real passion with Barbara and she is so nice even with all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion mom, she's pregnant and Barbara said that we will be very happy.
Even though you don't care for her as she is much older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. She wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.
Barbara taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
And I love her 1700cc Harley Davidson also. We make weekly trips to her parole office on it and it rides beautifully. Both of us look very cute when we go tearing down the freeway at 120 mph..
Don't more...

The Bush twins were in an Argentina restaurant when Barbara's purse and cell phone were stolen. The Secret Service is taking a lot of heat for allowing this to happen, but according to one unnamed agent, "Everywhere those girls go, there's trouble." Like father like daughters.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Barbara!
Barbara who?
Barbara black sheep, have you any wool...!

By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall's, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my hands on. I even follow their suggestions. But eventually, inevitably, I always get fat again. Now, at last, I've found The Answer. After living for almost 14 years with a man who never gains an ounce no matter what I serve him, I've found out what it is that keeps him thin: He thinks differently. The real difference between fat and thin people is that thin people: avoid eating popcorn in the movies because it gets their hands greasy; split a large combination pizza with three friends; think Oreo cookies are for kids; nibble cashews one at a time; think that doughnuts are indigestible; read books they have to hold with both hands; become so absorbed in a weekend project they forget to have lunch; fill the candy dish on their desks with paper clips; counteract the midafternoon slump with a nap instead of a cinnamon Danish; exchange the deep-fryer they received for Christmas for a clock-radio; lose their more...

Discussing her new memoir, "Audition," on The Oprah Winfrey Show, Barbara Walters admitted to sometimes feeling embarrassed by her mentally retarded sister, saying: "She stuttered tewwibly."

Knock Knock Who's there! Barbara! Barbara who? Barbara black sheep, have you any wool...!

A blonde named Barbara is appearing on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire...

Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a friend. The next question will give you the first ever Million dollars if you get it right. .. but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 -- are you ready?"

Barbara: "Sure I'll have a go"

Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest? Is it........
A - Robin, B - Sparrow, C - Cuckoo, D - Thrush.
"Remember Barbara its worth 1 Million dollars.

Barbara: " I think I know who it........ but I'm not 100%....No, I haven't got a clue. I'd like to phone a friend Regis just to be sure.

Regis: "Yes, who, Barbara, do you want to phone?

Barbara: "I'll phone my friend Carol back home in Brooklyn."

(ringing)

Carol (also a blonde): more...