Bannana Jokes

One Day an apple, a bannana, and a dick were talking about how their lives were worse. the apple said "People eat me then throw me away!" The Bannana said "People peal me, eat me, and then throw me away!" Then the dick said "People put a bag over my head, put me in a dark cave, and then make me do push ups until i throw up!"

One Day an apple, a bannana, and a dick were talking about how their lives were worse. the apple said"People eat me then throw me away!" The Bannana said "People peal me, eat me, and then throw me away!" Then the dick said "People put a bag over my head, put me in a dark cave, and then make me do push ups until i throw up!"

There were 3 guys in a plane. The plane was about to crash.
They each had to throw one item out:
The 1st guy threw out an apple.
The 2nd one threw out a bannana.
The 3rd one threw out a bomb.
There were 3 guys below them. 2 were crying, 1 was laughing.
A guy went up to the 1st one and asked, "Why are you crying?"
He answered, "an Apple hit me on the head.
He went up to the 2nd one and asked, "Why are you crying?"
He answered, "a Bannana hit me on the head."
He went up to the 3rd one and asked, "Why are you laughing?"
He answered, "I farted and my house blew up!"

There were 3 guys in a plane. The plane was about to crash.They each had to throw one item out: The 1st guy threw out an apple.The 2nd one threw out a bannana.The 3rd one threw out a bomb.There were 3 guys below them. 2 were crying, 1 was laughing.A guy went up to the 1st one and asked, "Why are you crying?"He answered, "an Apple hit me on the head.He went up to the 2nd one and asked, "Why are you crying?"He answered, "a Bannana hit me on the head."He went up to the 3rd one and asked, "Why are you laughing?"He answered, "I farted and my house blew up!"

There are three men in an airplane. They have two bannanas and a bomb. They drop the first bannana in Kansas, and then went down to see where it landed. When they went down they saw a guy crying. They asked,"Why are you crying?" He said," A bannana landed on my head!"
They went back into the air and dropped another bannana in Florida. The same thing happened there.
They finnaly dropped the bomb in Nebraska. The bomb landed and they went down to see what it hit. When they went down they saw a guy laughing. They asked him,"Why are you laughing?" He said,"I farted and my house blew up!"