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Joe says to Bill, "Want to see a picture of my Aunt?"
Bill said, "Sure."
So Joe takes out a picture.
Bill says, "What are you talking about?
Thats not your aunt!
Thats a picture of a fish!"
Joe says, "Well sure it is... It's my aunt Chovy!"

Joe says to Bill, "Want to see a picture of my Aunt?"Bill said, "Sure."So Joe takes out a picture.Bill says, "What are you talking about? Thats not your aunt! Thats a picture of a fish!"Joe says, "Well sure it is... It's my aunt Chovy!"

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Dear Son

I am writing this slow cause I know you can't read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happened within 20 miles of home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address cause the last family that lived here took the numbers with then to there next house so they wont have to change there address, I wish the I have thought of that.

This place has a small washing machine. the first day I put four shirts in it, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since.

It only rained twice this week- three days the first time and four days the second.

The coat you wanted me to send you; your aunt sue said it was too heavy to send it by mail with them heavy buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. Don't tell anyone.

We got a bill from the funeral home, said if we didn't make the last payment on Grandma's funeral bill; up she comes. Luck we have a more...

One day a young lady from the city was driving her 2 aunts and cousin to their house.
When the young lady got on the dirt road that the ladies lived on she was all over the other side of the road.
The aunt that was sitting in the front asked her why was she all on the other side.
The young lady said Where are the lines then?
The aunt said, Its like the equator, just because you cant see it doesnt mean you cant imagine its there!

Boy: What's the biggest ant in the world?
Girl: My Aunt
Boy: No, it's an eleph- ant.
Girl: You obviously havent met my Aunt.

Joe says to Bill, "Want to see a picture of my Aunt?"
Bill said, "Sure."
So Joe takes out a picture.

Bill says, "What are you talking about?
Thats not your aunt!
Thats a picture of a fish!"

Joe says, "Well sure it is... It's my aunt Chovy!"