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Vincent Van Gogh had a really large family. Here's a listing of some of the lessor known ones...
The grandfather who moved to Yugoslavia... U. Gogh
The brother who bleached all his clothes white .. Hue Gogh
The sister who wore a mini skirt to dance in bars... Go Gogh
The real obnoxious brother... Please Gogh
The brother who ate prunes... Gotta Gogh
The uncle who worked at a convenience store... Stop N Gogh
His dizzy aunt... Verti Gogh
The cousin that moved to Illinois... Chicah Gogh
His magician uncle... Wherediddy Gogh
The cousin who lived in Mexico... Amee Gogh
Another cousin who lived in Mexico... Green Gogh
Nephew that drove a stage coach... Wells Far Gogh
Aunt who was a good dancer... Tan Gogh

A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a few magazines, and munches on some peanuts sitting in a bowl on the table.
Eventually, the aunt wakes up, and her nephew realizes he's absentmindedly finished the entire bowl. "I'm so sorry, auntie, I've eaten all of your peanuts!"
"That's okay, dearie," the aunt replied. "After I've sucked the chocolate off, I don't care for them anyway."

A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a few magazines, and munches on some peanuts sitting in a bowl on the table.Eventually, the aunt wakes up, and her nephew realizes he's absentmindedly finished the entire bowl. "I'm so sorry, auntie, I've eaten all of your peanuts!""That's okay, dearie," the aunt replied. "After I've sucked the chocolate off, I don't care for them anyway."

Boy: What's the biggest ant in the world? Girl: My Aunt Boy: No, it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

A Teacher was trying to get her class to pay attention the last few days of school so she came up with a project that her students had to go home and make their parents tell them a story and have a moral to it. The next day all the kids had great stories and then Jimmy raised his hand and the teacher asked him if he had a story and he said you bet"Its about my Aunt Carol, she was a pilot flying over Iraq and she got shot down and all she had was a pistol, a knife and a bottle of wisky! so she quickly drank the bottle of wisky because she figured she fall into a group of Iraqies! So, sure enough she fell into a group of 12 Iraqies, she shot 9 of them with her pistol,2 of them with her knife until it broke and strangled 1 with her bare hands" and asked if it had a moral to it and he said "You bet, don't mess with my Aunt Carol when she is drinking."

This little boy asked his aunt what 'bun in the oven' means. The aunt is trying to explain to him what it means. She says, "the baby cooks in there." The little boy then says, "Why don't you just take the baby out and nuke it?"

After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives.
Among them were:
His obnoxious brother... Please Gogh His dizzy aunt... Verti Gogh The brother who ate prunes... Gotta Gogh The constipated uncle... Cant Gogh The brother who worked at a convenience store... Stopn Gogh The grandfather from Yugoslavia... U Gogh The brother who bleached his clothes white... Hue Gogh The cousin from Illinois... Chica Gogh His magician uncle... Wherediddy Gogh His Italian uncle... Day Gogh His Mexican cousin... Amee Gogh The Mexican cousin's American half brother... Grin Gogh The nephew who drove a stage coach... Wellsfar Gogh The ballroom dancing aunt... Tan Gogh A sister who loved disco... Go Gogh The bird lover uncle... Flamin Gogh His nephew psychoanalyst... E Gogh The fruit loving cousin... Man Gogh An aunt who taught positive thinking... Wayto Gogh The little bouncy nephew... Poe Gogh And his niece who travels the country in a van... more...