Assimilate Jokes

  • Funny Jokes

    I am Clinton of Borg. You will not really be assimilated, exactly...
    I am Janet Reno of Borg. Resisters will be barbecued. Waco is irrelevant.
    I am Stephanopolous of Borg. It's not assimilation, it's diversity...
    I am Hillary of Borg. Prepare to be. .. uh, I don't recall.
    I am Madonna of Borg. Resistance turns me on.
    I am Kojak of Borg. Who loves to assimilate ya, baby.
    I am Ginsu of Borg. You WILL be ASSIMILATED, but wait! That's not all!
    I am Hamlet, of Borg! Prepare to be...or not to be...
    I am Oprah of Borg. So, why did you assimilate your husband?
    I am Lancelot of Borg. Resistance is feudal.
    I am Haskell of Borg. You resist well, Mrs. Cleaver.
    I am Lennon of Borg. Imagine there's no assimilation...
    I am Baez of Borg. What if we gave an assimilation and nobody came?
    I am Opie of Borg. Can I assimilate' em, Pa?
    I am Quayle of Borg. Speling is irelevante.
    I am Smorgas of Borg. You will be marinated.
    I am more...

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