Ashley Jokes

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    Miss Ashley was new to teaching at the junior high school and decided to test the general knowledge of her new class.
    "Who can tell me who brought down the walls of Jericho?", she asked.
    "Wasn't me, Miss!", came a swift reply from the front row.
    Somewhat taken aback that no-one knew the answer, she reported what had happened in the staff room at break.
    A fellow teacher asked, "The fellow who answered, was he the little one with red hair and glasses in the front?"
    "Yes", she replied.
    "Well", said the other teacher," I know him, and if he said that he didn't do it, then he didn't!!"
    Now Miss Ashley was quite upset. She decided to go to the Principal. She told him what had happened, and the reaction of the other teacher who should have known better.
    The Principal looked at her for a moment, then he said, "Look, Miss Ashley. You are new around here. There is no point in making trouble. Write more...

    This is the FBI summary of a conversation that took place this week
    between President Clinton and Ashley, a brand new intern in the
    White House.
    Ashley walked into the White House for her first day of her
    internship and was greeted by the President. After a short tour of the
    White House the President asked, "How would you like to see the
    Presidential Clock?"
    Ashley looked troubled and said "I don't know Mr. President. I
    have heard some pretty bad things about you. I don't think that would
    be a good idea."
    "Nonsense" said the President. "It's just a clock." Ashley
    agreed and the President led her into the Oval Office where they were
    alone. He closed the door, dropped his pants, and pulled it out. Ashley
    "Oh that's not the Presidential Clock, that's the Presidential
    To which the President responded, "Ashley, honey, once you put a
    face and two hands on more...

    One day ashley was walking down the street she said I want to kick somebody ass. then someone said im going to stick my foot so far that you can smell it and she went home crying.

    Knock Knock
    Who's there!
    Ashley who?
    Ashley-t's foot!

    Knock Knock Who's there! Ashley! Ashley who? Ashley-t's foot!

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