"A Learning Experience" joke

Miss Ashley was new to teaching at the junior high school and decided to test the general knowledge of her new class.
"Who can tell me who brought down the walls of Jericho?", she asked.
"Wasn't me, Miss!", came a swift reply from the front row.
Somewhat taken aback that no-one knew the answer, she reported what had happened in the staff room at break.
A fellow teacher asked, "The fellow who answered, was he the little one with red hair and glasses in the front?"
"Yes", she replied.
"Well", said the other teacher," I know him, and if he said that he didn't do it, then he didn't!!"
Now Miss Ashley was quite upset. She decided to go to the Principal. She told him what had happened, and the reaction of the other teacher who should have known better.
The Principal looked at her for a moment, then he said, "Look, Miss Ashley. You are new around here. There is no point in making trouble. Write me up an invoice for the damage to the walls, and I'll submit it to the insurance company on Monday.

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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One day ashley was walking down the street she said I want to kick somebody ass. then someone said im going to stick my foot so far that you can smell it and she went home crying.

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Blonde Joe was a handsome young man, but definitely not the brightest guy around. Each day when he walked home from work, he would get stopped by three nasty men and they would beat him up and steal his money.
Finally, Joe decided it would be in his best interest to walk a more...

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A Chinese couple got married and were now known as Mr. Wong and Mrs. Wong. However, they didn't know why, but they couldn't have white children. So they went to the doctor to find out what the problem was, and they told him the story and the doctor replied, "Didn't you more...

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Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: Porkchop!

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