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Knock KnockWhos there! Anne! Anne who? Anne apple just fell on my head!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Ike, Anne, Wyatt, Tillie.
Ike, Anne, Wyatt, Tillie who?
Ike Anne Wyatt Tillie (I can't wait till)
it's three o' clock!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Anne Boleyn!
Anne Boleyn who?
Anne Boleyn alley!

Toward the end of their senior year in high school, students were required to take a CPR course. The classes used the well known mannequin victim, Rescue Anne, to practice.
Rescue Anne was legless to allow for storage in a carrying case.
The class went off in groups to practice. As instructed, one of the students gently shook the doll and asked, "Are you all right?" He then put his ear over the mannequin's mouth to listen for breathing.
Suddenly, the student turned to the instructor and exclaimed, "She says she can't feel her legs!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Anna! Anna who? Anna one, anna two...! Knock Knock Who's there? Anna! Anna who? Anna going to tell you! Knock Knock Who's there? Anne Boleyn! Anne Boleyn who? Anne Boleyn alley! Knock Knock Who's there? Amin! Amin who? Amin thing to do! Knock Knock Who's there? Ammonia! Ammonia who? Ammonia little kid!

Knock KnockWhos there! Anne Boleyn! Anne Boleyn who? Anne Boleyn alley!