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The eminent acting teacher was telling his students about the worst actress he had ever seen. She couldn't find work until she married a rich producer who included her in all of his shows. One of his plays was the stage adaptation of "The Diary of Anne Frank," where her portrayal of Anne was so wretched that when the Gestapo came to take her away, the few people who were left in the audience stood up as one and shouted, "She's in the attic!"

Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?
A: Because she kept sitting on Pinnochio's face saying, "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen? A: Because she kept sitting on Pinnochio's face saying, "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Mrs. Smith, a third grade teacher wanted the class to play a game where one student starts drawing on the board, then one by one others add to it. She thinks and decides not to start with Johnny, because he is so naughty and always has some "unusual" pictures in mind. So she starts with Anne. Anne: "This is our house". / / / / | | | | | | Teacher: "Good Anne!" and asks Peter to draw next: Peter: "This is our house's door". / / / / | | | _ | | | | | | |_| | Teacher: "Very good, Peter" and calls Mary: Mary: "This is our house roof". / /UU / / | | | _ | | | | | | |_| | Teacher: "Very nice, Mary" and calls on Stevie: Stevie: "And this is the sun over our house." |/ -O- /| / /UU / / | | | _ | | | | | | |_| | Teacher: "Very nice Stevie" and thinks, there is not much damage that Johnny can do with this picture and asks Johnny to come to the board. Johnny: "And this is my Dad, trying to pick up the more...

One day U-RAVANA was doing a run in the morning and he was stopped by a tourist in front of Queens Hotel. Excuse me could you please tell me where Trinity College is? U-RAVANA replied yes I can, paused for a few moments and said - Look not this junction, not next junction, anne ara junction. ( "anne ara" must be read in sinhalese.)

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Knock Knock
Who's there!
Anne!
Anne who?
Anne apple just fell on my head!

Q. Why did Raggedy Anne get thrown out of the toy box?
A. Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face moaning, "Lie to me!"