Anger Jokes

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    Husband to wife: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
    Wife: I clean the toilet bowl.
    Husband: How does that help?
    Wife: I use your toothbrush.

    An alien walks into a bar and sits next to a muscular guy. Then the alien pushes his finger into the guys shoulder and says: bloop, bloop, bloop!

    The guy looks at him and says," If you do that again I will cut your head off with this here knife!"

    The alien just did it again and said bloop, bloop, bloop! In anger the guy cuts off the guys head. Immediately another one grows back. Then the alien pushes his finger into the gys shoulder and says: bloop, bloop, bloop!

    The guy says if you do that again I will cut off your dick! The alien did it again so in his anger the guy pulls down the aliens pants and is shocked to see that there is no dick! In his astonishment he asks," If you don't have a dick then how do you have sex?"

    The alien pushes his finger into the guys shoulder and says," bloop, bloop, bloop!"

    A young girl who was writing a paper for school came to her father and asked, "Dad, what is the difference between anger and exasperation?"
    The father replied, "It is mostly a matter of degree. Let me show you what I mean."
    With that the father went to the telephone and dialed a number at random. To the man who answered the phone, he said, "Hello, is Melvin there?"
    The man answered, "There is no one living here named Melvin. Why don't you learn to look up numbers before you dial?".
    "See," said the father to his daughter. "That man was not a bit happy with our call. He was probably very busy with something and we annoyed him. Now watch...."
    The father dialed the number again. "Hello, is Melvin there?"asked the father.
    "Now look here!" came the heated reply. "You just called this number and I told you that there is no Melvin here! You've got lot of guts calling again!" The more...

    A young girl who was writing a paper for school came to her father and asked, "Dad, what is the difference between anger and exasperation?"

    The father replied, "It is mostly a matter of degree. Let me show you what I mean."

    With that the father went to the telephone and dialed a number at random. To the man who answered the phone, he said, "Hello, is Melvin there?"

    The man answered, "There is no one living here named Melvin. Why don't you learn to look up numbers before you dial".

    "See," said the father to his daughter. "That man was not a bit happy with our call. He was probably very busy with something and we annoyed him. Now watch...."

    The father dialed the number again. "Hello, is Melvin there?" asked the father.

    "Now look here!" came the heated reply. "You just called this number and I told you that there is no Melvin here! You've more...

    /* GCFL wishes all our readers a Merry Christmas! */
    When I was a child of about twelve years old, we had a Christmas that I have never forgotten. We grew up in humble means to say the least, but we generally always had one or two gifts under the tree even if they were only socks and underwear.
    During this particular Christmas, by good fortune we had many gifts. For the first time in a long time, we received a lot of the things we actually wanted. I was one of seven children, so this was a very big deal. We were all so excited and could hardly wait until Christmas morning.
    However, on that Christmas Eve, after careful reflection and much heated discussion, my father decided that it was much too much, and that in this frenzy that we had lost the true meaning of Christmas.
    With much trepidation, we were instructed to hand over all but one of our unopened gifts. There was some crying, some anger, some shock and disbelief. What happened next truly astounded us. My more...

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