Agriculture Jokes

A very enthusiastic officer from the Ministry of Agriculture was appointed to escort Mr Galbraith, fomer US ambassador to India, on a tour of the countryside. The young man went on endlessly about plans, projects, hydroelectric power, afforestation, compost pits, etc. In order to show some interest in his surroundings, Galbraith pointed to a clump of eucalyptus trees and asked,' Are they indigenous?'
'Oh, yes, sir, they are very indigenous,' replied the agriculture expert.' We got them from Australia.'

Man discovered WEAPONS and invented HUNTING,
Woman discovered HUNTING and invented FURS.
Man discovered COLORS and invented PAINT
Woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.
Man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION
Woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.
Man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD
Woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.
Man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE
Woman discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE.
Man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY
Woman discovered MONEY and that's when it all got screwed up

Another version:
The man discovered WEAPONS and invented HUNTING,
the woman discovered HUNTING and invented FURS.
The man discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT,
the woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.
The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,
the woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.
The man discovered more...

An agriculture student said to a farmer: "Your methods are too old fashioned. I won''t be surprised if this tree will give you less than twenty pounds of apples." "I won''t be surprised either," said the farmer, "this is an orange tree".

An agriculture student said to a farmer: "Your methods are too old fashioned. I wont be surprised if this tree will give you less than twenty pounds of apples.""I wont be surprised either," said the farmer, "this is an orange tree".

An agriculture student said to a farmer: "Your methods are too old fashioned. I won't be surprised if this tree will give you less than twenty pounds of apples." "I won't be surprised either," said the farmer, "this is an orange tree".