Adair Jokes

Red Adair walked into an Aberdonian pub after two weeks spent putting
out a fire in a North Sea oil well. He ordered a pint of heavy and
found a table. The man sitting next to him immediately noticed that
this rugged-looking elderly fellow was indeed an American and said:
"I've been to the States myself, you know. I went there last year."
"Oh really..." our oil rig hero said in a rather tired voice.
"Aye, I spent a month in California. One night I went to a concert
with a famous country singer called Benny Rogers, and..."
"Surely you must mean KENNY Rogers," Red said, looking at the ceiling.
"Aye, that's right. Anyway, he sang a duet with a bonnie lass
called Polly Darton."
"It's DOLLY PARTON, not Polly Darton." Red was not in the friendliest
of moods now.
The Scot realized that he was making a fool of himself and tried a
change of topic:
"Haven't I seen you on more...

Knock Knock Who's there! Adair! Adair who? Adair once but I'm bald now!

Knock KnockWhos there! Adair! Adair who? Adair once but Im bald now!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Adair.
Adair who?
Adair once but I'm bald now!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adair!
Adair who?
Adair once but I'm bald now!