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If an Asian girl was really Asian, she... be wearing platforms be wearing flares has one of those fake-ass voices on the phone carries a big-ass purse carries hella pictures of her homies in the purse knows everybody in town thinks she knows about cars, but really don't always be fiending for "pho" lies about her age when y'all first meet thinks she knows how to drive talks hella fast on your voice mail has a 800 or 888 number shares a 800 or 888 with her homies carries a pager for the time has money but is hella cheap when it comes to paying has taken studio pictures more than 7 times a month wears a(n) Nautica, Tommy, Polo, Nike, or Adidas jacket wears those fake-ass leather jackets is seen every week at the mall wear tight see-through shirts never goes anywhere without at least her homie or her cousin seems to be cousins with all the females in town drives hella crazy... cuz she can't reach the pedal all the way thinks she's fat... when she's like a little toothpick likes more...

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says,"I'll give you 800 dollars to drop that towel that you have on."
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands
naked in front of Bob.
After a few seconds, Bob hands her 800 dollars and leaves. Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower "Who was that?"
"It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies.
"Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the 800 dollars he owes me?"
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