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    President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.

    A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"

    The barman says, "Yep, that's them."

    So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

    Bush says, "We're planning WW III."

    And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

    Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big tits."

    The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits?" "Why kill a blonde with big tits?"

    Bush turns to Powell and says, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"

    A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?" The bartender says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

    Bush says, "We're planning WWIII. And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

    Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one bicycle repairman."

    The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman!!! Why kill a bicycle repairman?"

    Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, dummy! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"

    President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.
    A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"
    The barman says, "Yep, that's them."
    So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
    Bush says, "We're planning WW III."
    And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
    Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one beautiful blonde."
    The guy exclaimed, "A beautiful blonde? Why kill a beautiful blonde?"
    Bush turns to Powell and says, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"

    President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"
    The barman says, "Yep, that's them."
    So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
    Bush says, "We're planning WW III ".
    And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
    Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big boobs."
    The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big boobs? Why kill a blonde with big boobs?"
    Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"

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