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Santa's little elf : i thought it was this way there was a chinese guy who know no english so he was walking down the street and he pass a chorus place and the were saying me me me then he passed a cooking school and they were saying forks and knives forks and knives the he passed the tv shop and they were saying plug it in plug it in so the cop was at the crime and the chinese man walked by and the cop said who did it he said me me me me and the cop sad what did you do it with he said fork and knives forks and knives and the cop said any last words before the electric chair and the man said plug it in plug it in. but your got the gist of it if the comments like this one more the the other type to good in the comment box
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A Texan walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles... The salesgirl notices him and more...