A young boy comes down to breakfast one morning. His mother asks, "Have you done your chores more...
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conaugh:it would better if the samoan guy ran up to the ambulance and said "can I have ahh one scoop of vanilla and ahh two scoops of chocolate please."
TERRI: I LOVE YOUR JOKES!! WE NEED MORE OF THEM!!! THANK YOU
aria: this s such a good joke i am going to use this in my podcast please make more....
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hassan: When someone asks me an obvious question, I can’t resist saying “Nope, I just like standing in the rain for fun”
Found more sarcastic and witty ideas here: how to give answer to obvious questions — great for everyday situations.
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A young boy comes down to breakfast one morning. His mother asks, "Have you done your chores more...