An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning til night (and more...
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TC:I know a pastor or two that might get a kick out of this one, although I can't say for sure if the mayor in their jurisdiction qualifies as ill tempered enough for this punchline as I don't live in the area.
TERRI: I LOVE YOUR JOKES!! WE NEED MORE OF THEM!!! THANK YOU
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hassan: When someone asks me an obvious question, I can’t resist saying “Nope, I just like standing in the rain for fun”
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The Farmer And The Old Mule
An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning til night (and more...