zandy: Why did the Swede bring an extra pair of socks on vacation? In case he got a Dane in one!
Source: https://jokeknock.com/scandinavian-jokes/
Yo mama: Please FOH, terrible
Alex: Good one!
Jack: I think the joke should be worded differently. Something like Q: Do you know why dinosaurs can't wait to stand up? A: Because they're tired of sitting around on their DINO-SORE-ASSES!
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