TERRI: I LOVE YOUR JOKES!! WE NEED MORE OF THEM!!! THANK YOU
aria: this s such a good joke i am going to use this in my podcast please make more....
dick johnsone: BOOBS
hassan: "Just stumbled on this goldmine—Common Replies: 250+ Funny Comebacks to ‘Your Mom’—packed with savage lines that are hilarious yet sharp. Have a favorite retort that always lands?"
hassan: When someone asks me an obvious question, I can’t resist saying “Nope, I just like standing in the rain for fun”
Found more sarcastic and witty ideas here: how to give answer to obvious questions — great for everyday situations.
Bosses are like legs
Bosses are like legs... When they get to the top, they become asses.
Good Looks
No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her shit.