zandy: Why did the Swede bring an extra pair of socks on vacation? In case he got a Dane in one!
Source: https://jokeknock.com/scandinavian-jokes/
Yo mama: Please FOH, terrible
Alex: Good one!
Jack: I think the joke should be worded differently. Something like Q: Do you know why dinosaurs can't wait to stand up? A: Because they're tired of sitting around on their DINO-SORE-ASSES!
Bosses are like legs
Bosses are like legs... When they get to the top, they become asses.
Good Looks
No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her shit.