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marisa rael:srsly i only read scotch then i str8 up grabbd a beer nd left this site like fo real these rnt jokes these r college essays r u fo real tryna trik us rael talk
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marisa rael:srsly i only read scotch then i str8 up grabbd a beer nd left this site like fo real these rnt jokes these r college essays r u fo real tryna trik us rael talk
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marisa rael:too long dont read this garbage i mean is this an essay like wtf i didnt order no bible ova here srsly im copyin this ish into my college thesis ill get a damn A in lengh real talk
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A 12 Year Old Scotch
A man walks into a bar and orders a 12-year-old scotch. The bartender, believing that the customer more...
Scotch
A man walks into a bar and orders a 12-year-old scotch. The bartender, believing that the customer more...
Scotch
A man walks into a bar and orders a 12-year-old scotch. The bartender, believing that the customer more...
3-year-old, Reese says his prayer,
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