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hassan: When someone asks me an obvious question, I can’t resist saying “Nope, I just like standing in the rain for fun”
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hassan: When someone asks me an obvious question, I can’t resist saying “Nope, I just like standing in the rain for fun”
Found more sarcastic and witty ideas here: how to give answer to obvious questions — great for everyday situations.
Oh my God
an old man went to a beach and say a sexy girl in a bikini. he went up to her and asked more...
Is your dad a
Is your dad a terrorist?
Cuz you da bomb!
Little Girl's Questions
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother "How old are you?" more...
I have an existential map
I have an existential map, it has' you are here' written all over it.