TJ's Jokes

What would you have breakfast?
-"Ketchup and Liqueur"
What would you have for Lunch?
-"Ketchup and Liqueur"
What would you have for dinner?
-"Ketchup and Liqueur"
What would you do if you saw a naked woman running down the street?
-"Ketchup and Liqueur"

Tell someone if they rub their palm really hard and it smells like peanut butter they will be rich one day...

then when they are smelling their palm push their arm into them and they will slap themself in the face.