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hassan: When someone asks me an obvious question, I can’t resist saying “Nope, I just like standing in the rain for fun”
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hassan: When someone asks me an obvious question, I can’t resist saying “Nope, I just like standing in the rain for fun”
Found more sarcastic and witty ideas here: how to give answer to obvious questions — great for everyday situations.
Knock-Knock
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gino!
Gino who!
Gino me, now open the door!
You smell so bad
You smell so bad that if there were ass scented air freshiners your face would be on them
Lesbian Lovers
Whats the difference between gtting caught by a speed camera and going down on a woman?
When more...
Your mamas butt so big when...
Your mamas butt so big when she goes down the street she needs a wide load sign on her back.
The Typewriter
A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have more...
I want patience
I want patience... AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?
All Day I Dream About Sex.