"Stuipid American" joke
three guys are getting chased by an angry mob (chinese, mexican, american)... the chiense one finds a lamp and robs it and a geine gives them one wish...... they get to a cliff and the chinese wishes for all the pillows in the world to be at the bottom of the cliff so he jumps... the mexican is next to the cliff he wishes for all the money in the world the be at the bottom of the cliff so me jumps.... the american is last and he wishes that all the..... (he trips over a rock) shitttttt.... so he falls to the bottom of the cliff and goes head first into all the shit in the world
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