"knock knock jokes" joke
knock knock
whose there?
pizza
pizza who?
pizza nice guy
knock knock
whose there?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita take a bath
knock knock
whose there?
dogs
dogs who?
no they dont owls who dogs bark
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