"You Probably Live in Oregon if..." joke

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there

If you've worn shorts, sandals and a parka at the same time

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number

If you measure distance in hours

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once

If you have switched from' heat' to' A/C' and back again in the same day

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave the doors unlocked, you probably live in Oregon...

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over 2 layers of clothes or under a raincoat

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction

If you feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash

If you know more than 10 ways to order coffee

If you know more people who own boats than air conditioners

If you stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the "Walk" signal

If you think that if it has no snow or has not recently erupted, it is not a real mountain

If you can taste the difference between Starbucks, Seattle' s Best, and Dutch Bros, you probably live in Oregon...

If you know the difference between Chinook, Coho and Sockeye salmon

If you know how to pronounce Oregon, Umpqua, Yakima and Willamette (if you can pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Abiqua, Issaquah, you're FROM Washington and somehow got roped into moving to Oregon!)

If you consider swimming an indoor sport

If you know that Boring is a city and not just a feeling

If you can tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese and Thai food

If you never go camping without waterproof matches and a poncho

If you have actually used your mountain bike on a mountain

If you think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists

If you buy new sunglasses every year, because you can't find the old ones after such a long time.