"You Might Be A Redneck If #40" joke
It's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.You think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.You've ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor.Your vehicle has a two-tone paint job--primer red and primer gray.The tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.Your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire...on her houseThe ASPCA raids your kitchen.You have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.
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