"Why are fish so gullible" joke

ya i got a joke for ya what do you call a deer with one eye?
a F***** one eyed deer

A married man was spending the afternoon with his girlfriend when she asked that he shave his beard.
"I do like your beard, John, but I would really love to see your handsome face," she said.
"My wife loves this beard, honey," he replied. "I more...

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!