"Why It's Great to be a Guy!" joke

A guy's butt is never a factor in a job interview.

A guy's orgasms are real. Always.

He doesn't have to curl up next to a hairy butt every night.

Foreplay is optional.

He never feels compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

He doesn't give a rat's ass if someone notices his new haircut.

The world is his urinal

He never has to drive to another gas station because "this one's just too icky."

Same work......more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

People never glance at his chest when he is talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

Porn movies are designed with him in mind.

Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands more...

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."

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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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What do you call Napoleon after a bomb has hit him?
Napoleon Blown Apart

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